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Thursday 25 June 2020

Sonic - Using Speech

“Stay in there and be quiet!”


Whispered Tom as he approached the elevator.


“How much longer? I can’t breathe in here.”


Said Sonic from inside the bag.


A lady looked over at Tom and asked,


“Do you have your children there?”


Tom looked back at the lady and said,


“No!”


Then Tom thought for a minute and added


“I mean, yes. It’s a child, but it’s not mine.”


The lady looked rather worried before a concerned man questioned,


“It’s not your child?”





“Smells like body spray and old ham sandwich!”

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