“Stay in there and be quiet!”
Whispered Tom as he approached the elevator.
“How much longer? I can’t breathe in here.”
Said Sonic from inside the bag.
A lady looked over at Tom and asked,
“Do you have your children there?”
Tom looked back at the lady and said,
“No!”
Then Tom thought for a minute and added
“I mean, yes. It’s a child, but it’s not mine.”
The lady looked rather worried before a concerned man questioned,
“It’s not your child?”
“Smells like body spray and old ham sandwich!”
